2023-09-20

Drama

Wait, we're working in the shared google doc?

Why can I move your mouse?

Bro I'm researching! I'm researching how to swing a pickaxe.

2023-09-22

Boarding House

It took me fifteen minutes to run 8k.

Fifty?

No, one-five.

2023-09-29

Field (On 5K)

I have crazy lung capacity bro, it's 2K. It's just my legs, actually just my left legs.

2023-12-18

Squash? That singles sport against the wall? I can get 200 rallies with myself EASY.

Diamond Mantras

Really? Really!

尊嘟？尊嘟！

Holy shit, I'm crazy!

卧槽，太顶了（拉满了）！

I hate my mom.

我妈快点死。

I've tried, there's no way.

尽力了，没办法。

My teammates are garbage!

队友在玩什么啊？